A FUNNY THING

I LOVE YOU. Or more commonly, I <3 you. That's what most people write. But guess what it really means.

I LESS THAN THREE YOU.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT! Are you gasping with shock too, at this new discovery?

or am I just a few millennia late to get the joke and finally see what <3 really is? -.-" PLEASE DON'T LET IT BE THE LATTER.

ANYWAYS I THINK ITS PRETTY COOL STILL.

BLAHBLAHBLAH.

 

bye-bye. *wave wave wave*

Hello, Handsome

Just to clarify any doubts beforehand, let me tell you the real reason why I wrote this. Joyce read my blog, the one with 'ewwness' etc. Then she suggested I write this. So here it is!


Hello, Handsome.
I think you're hot. Don't you notice that I like you? I've been ever-so-coyly turning my head to look at you, looking down shyly whenever you meet my gaze. I take detours just to see you. I changed my bus route to take yours. I even googled you, baby. I'm so into you.
I can't hide it anymore, the fact that I love you. Its an obsession. I want you. One of these days I will just come up to you and say Hello, handsome! *lick finger**touch person**Make 's' sound to simulate water turning into steam at an alarming rate*. I love you. Ni ai wo ma?


AHAHAHS JOYCE THIS IS FOR YOU. Well, not for you, or that would be just plain weird. EWW JOYCE EWW! GROSS GROSS GROSS!
I DON'T LOVE YOU OKAY. THIS IS JUST A BLOG DEDICATION.

Hahahaha so fuuuunnnnnyyyyy. Just see the look on your face. Priceless.

My little sister

I think I have stopped growing! Eek.

But the worst of it is that claris is growing up.

GAH.

She used to be at my shoulder. Now she's almost at my chin.

SHE'S P5. IM SEC 2.

-insert bad word-

What happened to the cuddly little sister thingy? The little baby? The cute little angel. or devil. Its neutral. AHAHAH LANGARTS.

 

Spirit of the class was superfun! I drew '2sy' on my face, 'sy' on my hands and 'I love 2sy' on my legs.

Then I went to the toilet and washed it all off after that.

But I didn't wash my legs. Obscene to wash your legs in the sink.

 

Fee Fi Fo Fum

Who's not dumb?

SY SY we're not dumb!

Come on now,

Let's hear the drums!

 
 

Excellence, perfection, teamwork, success

We are SY

A step above the rest

Pride and spirit, need we say more

SY we rock the (stamp) (stamp) floor

 
 

Come on crowd, get ready

Cos we have just begun

To prove to you once again

Why we are number 1

 
 

Don't wait, don't hesitate

The battle has begun

Intimidate and dominate

We'll shoot you with our guns

 
 

We got it together

We're moving to the top

Don't look now, we can't be stopped

A myriad of colours, up in the sky

Who do you see? That's right, SY.

 
 

SY SY we're the best

We are gonna beat the rest

SY SY with spirit and pride

We will just (slight pause) kick you aside

 
 

Ooooo-Yeah

We're gonna say it loud

SY SY we don't doubt

 
 

Stop and listen

To what we're got to say

SY's gonna rock the house

So watch out, today

 
 

You may be good at captain's ball,

You may be good at track,

But when it comes to cheering,

You might as well step back

 
 

So yes, you know it,

SY's gonna win

Just accept reality

Quit making such a dim

 
 

1!

2!

3!

4!

 
 

We are hot, we are cool

We are gonna rule this school

We got style, we got class

We are gonna have a blast

We got strength, we got speed

We are gonna make you bleed

We got oomph, we got might

We're as good as dynamite

We are super, we are yummy

We are 2 Sincerity!

 

 

SY's hot SY's cool, SY's goanna rule this school. Like TTM.

AHAHAHA I FEEL WEIRD.

Too much work has killed me.

WHEE. GLEE.

WHEE and GLEE rhyme. I will whee if I watch glee. I have only watched one episode in my life and I think its so nice! I watched it in Vietnam, with a few other 2SYians. It was way cool. Anyways, I was just kinda bored. So this post will bore you. Because it is written by someone whose mind no longer functions properly. What is 1328 divided by 16? After 2 minutes I resorted to using the calculator. Over-reliant on calculators. Tsk tsk. The answer is 83.

OKAY I AM BORED. THIS IS A PHAIL. BYES:D

Commonwealth Essay

Have you ever tried to do something, then decided it didn't turn out well? Have you ever done up the second draft, then decided it didn't go well either? Did you manage to do it the third time?

I (very sadly) have.

I have so far written THREE commonwealth essays. The third one is probably going into the recycle bin too. I can't stand it. Why WHy WHY does it have to be this way???!!! I just realised that nobody really can be your worst critique than an annoying younger sister. She will come up to you, all excitement, with the 'cute' factor going for her, complete with puppy eyes. Then, after reading your work she just goes up to you and says that this sucks. Then again, it is useful because she notices your grammatical errors blahblahblah.

I recently downloaded a few new fonts. Pretty looking things.

Aren't they nice?

I like this. I think it is the 'Chinese Cinderella' font. Look up the hardcover version (written by Adeline Yen Mah) and tell me what you think.

This is really typewriter-ish. CUTE:D

II thought this was really gothic. But its PRETTY. Right?

 

OKAY IM BORED. BYEBYE.

FINALLY I KNOW HOW THIS WORKS

Ahahahahah I finally know how this works! I never knew that I could blog from Microsoft word. This is so cool! Yay!

Lets see if fonts work.

This is a new font.

It looks like my handwriting. I am happy.

HELLO WORLD

Hello world, I say, from the depths of the mountain of papers called my desk. At one glance, I can see a water bottle, a metal cup, a music file, a tissue box, a pencilcase, a handphone, a project work file, a physics file, a daily diary, a calculator, etc etc etc all lying in a messy jumbled heap on the no-man's land called MEGAN'S TABLE.




WELCOME TO MY UTOPIA.




ARGH. that was the commonwealth essay i was working on until i realised halfway that it was an essay, discussing the definition of a utopia and how it affects life blahblahblah that NOBODY will want to read. They'll rather read Merchant of Venice a thousand times (in fact, any book a thousand times at one go is a pretty dreary prospect).




LADY GAGA IS GETTING TO MY HEAD.




AND I KNOW THAT THE CULPRIT IS MY SISTER. All little sisters love to annoy you by singing a random and extremely distracting song at that perfect moment. that perfect moment leaves that song stuck in your head for eons to come. Think lady gaga replaying one line 'gagaoohlala' or something like that ALL DAY LONG.




IT IS JUST PLAIN BAD.




let me get that song out of my head. blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah




YAY its gone!




I shall celebrate by going off to do another piece of homework!




BYE!




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gagaoohlala...

XOXO

HEY WORLD JUST WANNA SAY THAT MEGAN LOVES YOU!
ahahahaha i love you guys xoxoxo! Like lets totally go watch a movie of something. Like, hello? Who would wanna just go out window shopping? Its like the bare minimum? Lets turn on the TV and watch gossip girl, man.

eww. that is not me. eww eww eww. i dont even have gossip girl. get away you evil imposter hiding in my mind, trying to control my thoughts, my words and my fingers. eww eww eww gross go away.

Go away you evil thingy.
like ewwness.

okay that doesnt seem like me either.


I GIVE UP. THIS BLOG POST IS AN EPIC FAILURE.

xoxo :*

EWWNESS!!!