my tumblr

hey guys, this is how my tumblr blog looks like:)

(t) cloud + wordstocardboard

(t) stanford

and

(t) today was a fairytale + drama + standbyu4eva

First,

Then,

this was used for the DRAMA part, and the FRIENDS part (delete the GUYS)

And then,

(t) untitled (hanger)

(t) pens

(t) untitled (atlantis)

(t) singing

(t) like

(t) untitled (fruit trees)

(t) untitled (icecream)

(t) untitled (2sy)

(t) untitled stitch dinner

(t) Les Taches finales

(t) i am (secretly) pleased

(t) untitled

(t) confused

(t) succumbing to temptation

okay. this is my tumblr heading.

and this is post one:

okay? so this is how i shall work next time.
WHEEEEEE:D

i tumblred

i apologise to the dear people who have been following me faithfully (actually none, but i just want to sound formal).

you see, i tumblred.

I'm now on tumblr too.
megandecorp.tumblr.com

but i love blogger too much to stop.
so i shall continue using blogger. and i shall post screenshots or something of my tumblr posts.

my tumblr posts on blogger will begin (t)-insert title-
if you cant read properly, click on the picture.

so actually no need to apologise:)
add me on tumblr, dearies:)

tumblr.

Sigh. Why is everyone going on Tumblr. Kit switched. Joyce is on. Alayna uses it. Nicola's on it I think.

BUT WHYYYYYY?

-insert bad word-

I cant find the place to comment. If I change I'll lose all my posts. It makes me sad to think of that.

NO, BLOGGER. I'LL STAND BY YOU:D

I shall be a loyal blogger. No xanga, no tumblr. Blogger for me. if youre the blogger CEO or something, I think you should give me a reward for loyalty or something.

I support blogger and so shall you.

Sighhh I have to relink kitlea.

>:( pfft.

a silly nonsense story

Once upon a time there lived a woman named M. she lived in the woods with her three children J, Megan and Claris. In the land they lived in, they were aged according to maturity. Claris was 10, Megan was 7 and J was 4. They were all very pleased with their ages. M was of course 55. And so she was the mother, due to her extreme maturity. The three children were very playful, but M controlled them well. Despite all their bad thingys and childish nonsense, she still took it upon herself to assume full responsibility for them. She always found it most amusing though that J, who her husband, was the youngest of them all.


Okay im bored.

bimbo

I expect you want to read this post and expect me to say oh how I hate this person. This bimbo. Well im not. This post is dedicated to my awesomeness.

I am an awesome bimbo/paikia
Admit it, I did look and act like an awesome one today:D
But heyy its for 口才right? YESYES IM SO HAPEE TO BE AWESOMEEE AT SOMETHING:D
Jodie called me a –inset bad word-. But hahas it was a compliment. I CAAN GET INTO CHARACTER.
I actually look pretty cool, if I must say so myself. *wide grin*
NONO MEGAN YOU DON’T START THAT. YOU ARE NOT A BIMBO.
But ahahahas its fun to be evil.

Lol
Rofl
Roflmao
Roflmaoqwerty

Written by a happy un bimbopaikia:D

heyhey:)

SIGH IM SORRY FOR LETTING MY BLOG ROT:(
but now i shall return to blogging:D
i just realised how veryverywordy my last few posts have been.
and i just realised ive changed.

i changed my handwriting to a small cursivey thingy. i changed my wallet to a large one. i changed my deep hate of justin bieber to partial dislike (THANKS TO JOYCE).

I changed so much. see, i even changed my clothing style from jeans bermudas and shorts to shorts bermudas and jeans:D AMAZING!!!

sigh i am sleepy and tired and sigh-y. sigh.

bye.

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I thought you were my friend

How could you do this to me?
I thought you were my friend.
I thought you would care.

Yesterday I may have seemed alright
But beneath that smile
Lay a shattered dream
A dying heart

Why did you do this to me?
When will you realize how deep you’ve cut,
How much you’ve hurt me inside?

I’m bleeding, dying
I wish I didn’t have to face tomorrow
For though it will be a new day
Darkness will envelope the rays of the rising sun

The glass cannot be repaired
The reflection will be forever cracked.
The reflection of the betrayed.

You know who you are.

a sick advert

DO YOU WANNA READ A SICK ADVERTISMENT?
I KNOW YOU DO!!! :P

The thing is in italics. in bold is what I added.

*intitially close your eyes to protect your innocence*
*finally peek*

i had a dream of being in bed with you...(!)
A night so wonderous,
the whisper of swaying trees
caressing the velvey skies,
the shadow of moonlight casting
a silhouette on my window,
the echo of sweet nothings (ewwness!)that sounds like poetry,
The gasp of pleasure and desire (eww lah gross lag stop reading lah)(ahaha i know it will make you want to read more^^)intertwined in sensuous symphony,
There is nothing quite like a night such as this,
Part romance, part provocative
and all -censor-...
OKAY YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES NOW. I BET YOU DIDNT CLOSE THEM ANYWAY.

The cool thing is that my mom gave this to me. She said that she gave it to me not for the content but the vocab okay? SO COOL RIGHT?

its actually a hotel advert by the way.

I WILL NEVER GO THERE.

so happy i finally finished my history CA Essay thingy. :D GOSH IT TOOK FOREVER.

<3

TRALALA

Ahahas Ming Xuan taught me a new emoticon. :3. CUTE RIGHT?

:3 :3 :3 :3

-.-‘’’

I want to sleep. And NO, I WILL NOT DREAM OF BEING IN BED WITH YOU. WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY?

darn I hope I don’t dream of nat geo and isabella’s house again.

OHPLEASEPLEASEPRETTYPLEASE NONATGEOANDISABELLASHOUSE.

i hope all that pleading works.

now on to geog revision! Isn't it so fun??? >.<

MY ODD DREAM

I dreamt that i was in isabella's house.

-insert image of isabella's house-

ming xuan was walking in and out of the toilet

-insert pic of toilet-

clarissa drima and xingyi were somewhere else.

isabella was supposed to be disco dancing in the project work room. but i sneaked out.

i sneaked into isabella's brother's room and tried to find the september 2004 national geographic magazine.

then isabella's brother came into the room wearing sunglasses and a jacket (the puffy kind for really cold temperatures) looking like he was all ready to ski. he looked like he was p5. so odd.

-insert picture here-

I think he was glaring at me. for tresspassing.

then i woke up.

GAH. I WAS SO TIRED AFTER THAT.

SILLY ISABELLA. WHY DID I GO TO YOUR HOUSE FOR PW AND SEE YOUR INTERESTING TOILET AND BORROW NAT GEO MAGS FROM YOU IN REAL LIFE?

if i didn't i could have slept well okay:(

Joyce, where is your water bottle?

this is a lame inside joke so ur better off not reading it.

JOYCE JOYCE JOYCE WHERE IS YOUR WATER BOTTLE?
no i didnt take it
see see see its right there
nonono nicole is lying i didnt take it
joyce wheres your water bottle?

this is a lame inside joke so if ur not nicole joyce or me you won't get it.

even if you do its pretty lame anyway -.-"'

A FUNNY THING

I LOVE YOU. Or more commonly, I <3 you. That's what most people write. But guess what it really means.

I LESS THAN THREE YOU.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT! Are you gasping with shock too, at this new discovery?

or am I just a few millennia late to get the joke and finally see what <3 really is? -.-" PLEASE DON'T LET IT BE THE LATTER.

ANYWAYS I THINK ITS PRETTY COOL STILL.

BLAHBLAHBLAH.

 

bye-bye. *wave wave wave*

Hello, Handsome

Just to clarify any doubts beforehand, let me tell you the real reason why I wrote this. Joyce read my blog, the one with 'ewwness' etc. Then she suggested I write this. So here it is!


Hello, Handsome.
I think you're hot. Don't you notice that I like you? I've been ever-so-coyly turning my head to look at you, looking down shyly whenever you meet my gaze. I take detours just to see you. I changed my bus route to take yours. I even googled you, baby. I'm so into you.
I can't hide it anymore, the fact that I love you. Its an obsession. I want you. One of these days I will just come up to you and say Hello, handsome! *lick finger**touch person**Make 's' sound to simulate water turning into steam at an alarming rate*. I love you. Ni ai wo ma?


AHAHAHS JOYCE THIS IS FOR YOU. Well, not for you, or that would be just plain weird. EWW JOYCE EWW! GROSS GROSS GROSS!
I DON'T LOVE YOU OKAY. THIS IS JUST A BLOG DEDICATION.

Hahahaha so fuuuunnnnnyyyyy. Just see the look on your face. Priceless.

My little sister

I think I have stopped growing! Eek.

But the worst of it is that claris is growing up.

GAH.

She used to be at my shoulder. Now she's almost at my chin.

SHE'S P5. IM SEC 2.

-insert bad word-

What happened to the cuddly little sister thingy? The little baby? The cute little angel. or devil. Its neutral. AHAHAH LANGARTS.

 

Spirit of the class was superfun! I drew '2sy' on my face, 'sy' on my hands and 'I love 2sy' on my legs.

Then I went to the toilet and washed it all off after that.

But I didn't wash my legs. Obscene to wash your legs in the sink.

 

Fee Fi Fo Fum

Who's not dumb?

SY SY we're not dumb!

Come on now,

Let's hear the drums!

 
 

Excellence, perfection, teamwork, success

We are SY

A step above the rest

Pride and spirit, need we say more

SY we rock the (stamp) (stamp) floor

 
 

Come on crowd, get ready

Cos we have just begun

To prove to you once again

Why we are number 1

 
 

Don't wait, don't hesitate

The battle has begun

Intimidate and dominate

We'll shoot you with our guns

 
 

We got it together

We're moving to the top

Don't look now, we can't be stopped

A myriad of colours, up in the sky

Who do you see? That's right, SY.

 
 

SY SY we're the best

We are gonna beat the rest

SY SY with spirit and pride

We will just (slight pause) kick you aside

 
 

Ooooo-Yeah

We're gonna say it loud

SY SY we don't doubt

 
 

Stop and listen

To what we're got to say

SY's gonna rock the house

So watch out, today

 
 

You may be good at captain's ball,

You may be good at track,

But when it comes to cheering,

You might as well step back

 
 

So yes, you know it,

SY's gonna win

Just accept reality

Quit making such a dim

 
 

1!

2!

3!

4!

 
 

We are hot, we are cool

We are gonna rule this school

We got style, we got class

We are gonna have a blast

We got strength, we got speed

We are gonna make you bleed

We got oomph, we got might

We're as good as dynamite

We are super, we are yummy

We are 2 Sincerity!

 

 

SY's hot SY's cool, SY's goanna rule this school. Like TTM.

AHAHAHA I FEEL WEIRD.

Too much work has killed me.

WHEE. GLEE.

WHEE and GLEE rhyme. I will whee if I watch glee. I have only watched one episode in my life and I think its so nice! I watched it in Vietnam, with a few other 2SYians. It was way cool. Anyways, I was just kinda bored. So this post will bore you. Because it is written by someone whose mind no longer functions properly. What is 1328 divided by 16? After 2 minutes I resorted to using the calculator. Over-reliant on calculators. Tsk tsk. The answer is 83.

OKAY I AM BORED. THIS IS A PHAIL. BYES:D

Commonwealth Essay

Have you ever tried to do something, then decided it didn't turn out well? Have you ever done up the second draft, then decided it didn't go well either? Did you manage to do it the third time?

I (very sadly) have.

I have so far written THREE commonwealth essays. The third one is probably going into the recycle bin too. I can't stand it. Why WHy WHY does it have to be this way???!!! I just realised that nobody really can be your worst critique than an annoying younger sister. She will come up to you, all excitement, with the 'cute' factor going for her, complete with puppy eyes. Then, after reading your work she just goes up to you and says that this sucks. Then again, it is useful because she notices your grammatical errors blahblahblah.

I recently downloaded a few new fonts. Pretty looking things.

Aren't they nice?

I like this. I think it is the 'Chinese Cinderella' font. Look up the hardcover version (written by Adeline Yen Mah) and tell me what you think.

This is really typewriter-ish. CUTE:D

II thought this was really gothic. But its PRETTY. Right?

 

OKAY IM BORED. BYEBYE.

FINALLY I KNOW HOW THIS WORKS

Ahahahahah I finally know how this works! I never knew that I could blog from Microsoft word. This is so cool! Yay!

Lets see if fonts work.

This is a new font.

It looks like my handwriting. I am happy.

HELLO WORLD

Hello world, I say, from the depths of the mountain of papers called my desk. At one glance, I can see a water bottle, a metal cup, a music file, a tissue box, a pencilcase, a handphone, a project work file, a physics file, a daily diary, a calculator, etc etc etc all lying in a messy jumbled heap on the no-man's land called MEGAN'S TABLE.




WELCOME TO MY UTOPIA.




ARGH. that was the commonwealth essay i was working on until i realised halfway that it was an essay, discussing the definition of a utopia and how it affects life blahblahblah that NOBODY will want to read. They'll rather read Merchant of Venice a thousand times (in fact, any book a thousand times at one go is a pretty dreary prospect).




LADY GAGA IS GETTING TO MY HEAD.




AND I KNOW THAT THE CULPRIT IS MY SISTER. All little sisters love to annoy you by singing a random and extremely distracting song at that perfect moment. that perfect moment leaves that song stuck in your head for eons to come. Think lady gaga replaying one line 'gagaoohlala' or something like that ALL DAY LONG.




IT IS JUST PLAIN BAD.




let me get that song out of my head. blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah




YAY its gone!




I shall celebrate by going off to do another piece of homework!




BYE!




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gagaoohlala...

XOXO

HEY WORLD JUST WANNA SAY THAT MEGAN LOVES YOU!
ahahahaha i love you guys xoxoxo! Like lets totally go watch a movie of something. Like, hello? Who would wanna just go out window shopping? Its like the bare minimum? Lets turn on the TV and watch gossip girl, man.

eww. that is not me. eww eww eww. i dont even have gossip girl. get away you evil imposter hiding in my mind, trying to control my thoughts, my words and my fingers. eww eww eww gross go away.

Go away you evil thingy.
like ewwness.

okay that doesnt seem like me either.


I GIVE UP. THIS BLOG POST IS AN EPIC FAILURE.

xoxo :*

EWWNESS!!!

SC CARES CARNIVAL

sc carnival is coming!!!

buy tickets from me, kay? One slip is $10.

:O

There will be games etc. AND ONLY ONE DRINKS STALL. all mr. teo's fault. (accd. to a relliable source. TEEHEE HISTORY:D)

BUY TICKETS FROM ME!

its a change to go and see scgs!

VISIT THE 2SY STALL KAYS? WE (HOPE TO) SELL KOREAN FOOD, FACE PAINTING ETC.

buy tickets from me! yay me!

A (NOT) FUN(NY) Quiz!

HEHE. This is a quiz that tests your retarded-ness. I think i shall get (10)0% retarded because i am so awesome.

THE QUIZ!

[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[] You have been called a "blonde"
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow. (OMG, how does it know that?)
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
[x] You sang them to make sure. (now, yes)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
so far:8

[x ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it \
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling (haha that time i fell asleep on the table:)
so far: 12

[x] You have fallen asleep in class (yes but it was in china when almost EVERYONE fell asleep. i mean it.)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"

so far:15

[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
so far: 18

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[] You tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[ ] The word "um" is used many times a day
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[ ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Total:21

21x3=63%
MULTIPLY BY 3 & REPOST WITH "I AM__% RETARDED

Le EEK! I am 63% retarted. *I KNEW THAT* hehe, look at the bright side. at least i passed.

stop laughing. why don't YOU take the quiz.

i know its a little early. but i just put this on in case i forget to post it later on.

HOHOHO i wish it was a holiday. I love holidays. because i can sleep in:P

Hope xmas comes soon! (hehe that was random)

Pretty Random things (excuse the pun)

WHEE! I think this is pretty!



and this.



and this.

PRETTY!!!

TINGFANG'S BLOG!

Two words, "Tingly Fangly" glare (glares? hmm...sounds odd) down at you on the computer screen. Underneath are a collection of alphabets in a kaleidescope of colours. Each string of letters in a different font, enticing you to come and read them.

AHAHAHA I LOVE DOING THAT. VISIT TINGFANGS BLOG!

ITINGFANG.BLOGSPOT.COM (NO CAPS!)

YAY I AM AWESOME!

H*******

Homework is THAT BAD. It is so bad i shall turn it into a bad word. H*******. OK GOODIE.

H******* is bad. It really is AARGH! I mean, it is #$%@^&*)!+_:<>?"( {STRING OF BAD WORDS}

Okay. bye.

christiane is bad

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

I like coca-cola sweets. i dislike certain things.

i know im informative. i know i rock. i know im super. no need to tell me in ego cos its all true. like why oh why does miselle have a pencilbox *quizzical look*. i know im making no sense.

darn you, christiane. You know what christiane did to me?

wait for it...

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Im goanna tell you soon...

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almost there

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may i help you? what are you waiting for?

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oh yes.

what christiane did to me.

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SHE POKED ME. how could she?!? but the worst part is i was so shocked that i screamed in the middle of sunday school. then i fell to pieces giggling like im mad. that sucks. so guess what i did?

I POKED HER BACK. but she didnt scream.

anyways bye.

how to read my posts

if you want to read my other posts you must go to links then under archives okay? okay.

IM BACK

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hello world!

After months of decaying at the bottom of my schoolwork, IM BACK *cue evil laughter*.

OK I KNOW THATS LAME NO NEED TO SNIGGER.

Do you remember when we got that notebook last year from school? The one that says

'POSSE friends help you overcome difficulties'? Yeah. Its kinda mad.

firstly theres the cartoon guy with the weird hairstyle reading a book (but it looks like hes poking his eye). flip page. bees appear. BOOMZ! friend appear suddenly, brandishing a lethal weapon -- A FAN! Weird cartoony guy is still sitting there scratching his head oblivious to whats going on. suddenly he stops reading, the book and tree he is leaning against disappears and fireworks that look like the orange sky is hairy appear.

IM NOT MAKING ANY SENSE AM I?

nvm. im supposed to be doing something else, but you know...Yeah, i think you know.

I have no idea what im doing now.

LALALLAALALALQALALAALALAALALALAAL.

ooh why is there a random 'q'?

anyways i better continue with my *ahem* whatever matter of high importance i was doing.

BYE. I hope this revives my blog.